American Beauty quotes

97 total quotes

View Quote Oh, it's okay. I wouldn't remember me either.

View Quote Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.

View Quote Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day but one — the day you die.

View Quote Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's.

View Quote That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident.

View Quote Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect.

View Quote There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.

View Quote This is all I EVER smoke.

View Quote This is not just a couch. This is a $4000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk!

View Quote This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

View Quote We have a very healthy relationship.

View Quote We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.

View Quote Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.

View Quote Well the new me whacks off when he feels horny.

View Quote Well then, I guess I'm not a very nice girl then, am I?