I thought the was supposed to move until the honeymoon.
Sultan
Oh, oh, my word!
STAMPEDE!!!! (Elephant smash through the palace)
Genie
Robin Williams · 11 quotes
Cassim
John Rhys-Davies · 10 quotes
Aladdin
Scott Weinger · 8 quotes
Iago
Gilbert Gottfried · 5 quotes
Razoul
Jim Cummings · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Cassim & Aladdin (6), Cassim & Iago (5), Genie & Aladdin (4)
Aladdin and the King of Thieves quotes
Page 2 of 2It's a big, bright, beautiful future / Thank your lucky stars you're alive / Ya got someone special to talk to / A friend that you can trust for life! / You've been on your own / With no family ties [pulls out a selection of neckties]/ But those solo days are done / You'll be two of a kind / Spending quality time / Together / As father and son! / Buildin' model ships / Takin' fishin' trips / Workin' hand in hand / Paintin' the palace, an' mowin' the sand / First and ten-to-go / With your daddy-o / Once you break the ice / [as Albert Einstein ] You can postulate paternal advice /[speaking] See, you're traveling at the speed of life, that's the theory of relatives! / [regular singing voice in a Jetsons-inspired hover car] It's a fine, fantabulous future / I see fruit on the family tree / [as elderly man] You'll be great as a grumpy ol' grandpa / [as toddler triplets] Bouncing babies on your knee / You can fall asleep on the comfy couch /[turns into a basketball] After playin' one-on-one / Dreamin' back-to-back / That you walloped the Shaq / Together / As father and son!
May be a bumpy ride
We'll make it side-by-side
[speaking]
Good afternoon, I'll be your travel guide / Move over, laddie, / Make room for daddy! /[singing] You got a whole new shoulder to cry on / Take a chance now, give it a spin / You've had chums for pallin' around with / But you never had a friend like him! / [as Don Corleone at a dining table] Put your checkered past behind you now / No more livin' on the run / [regular singing voice in a Brady Bunch-esque opening sequence] Face the big, bright, beautiful future / Together... together... together... together... / As father and son!
Wait a minute. We're not getting outta here, man! We're not getting outta here! Don't ya understand it, man? This is it, game's over, man!
Out in the open? No mask? Pretty risky, if you ask me.
Even a wanted man can risk a bit to see his own son's wedding. So, you little turkey, come to say goodbye?
Nah, I already said my goodbyes. [tears up suddenly] Of course, the monkey had to cry, and that got me going... [lets out a sob as he thinks of having to leave Abu, once his enemy and now his dearest friend]
You're not gonna live in the palace?
With the newlyweds? It'll be all lovey-dovey. [Cassim starts to ride his horse, but suddenly Iago arrives] I'd just as soon keep my will to live.
Well, I don't know where I'm going, but you are welcome to come along for the ride.
You're a good guy, Cassim. But not too good.
[Iago laughing, horse neighing and Cassim rides away]
Mujahidden
[standing and karate chopping]
It is a good day to die.
Sa'luk: [from the entrance] Or to come back from the dead.
Behrang
[gasps]
Sa'luk?
Triplet Thieves
[in unison]
You're alive?
Faizullah
Impossible!
Sa'luk: I'm a survivor, like all of you. No thanks to Cassim.
Omid
The king?
Mujahidden
You saw him?
Behrang
What's he want us to do now?
Sa'luk: [putting his knuckleduster back on] He wants you to rot in the palace dungeon.
Triplet Thieves
[in unison, while standing on each other]
Bah! The King of Thieves is loyal to the end.
Sa'luk: [knocks the triplet thieves over] Pushovers! He betrayed you, sold you out.
Mujahidden
You have always hated the King. Why should we believe you?
Sa'luk: How do you think the guard got the magic words?
Behrang
He told him the magic words?
Triplet Thieves
[in unison]
I don't believe him.
Behrang
Me neither.
Sa'luk: [chuckles] You've forgotten what life was like before Cassim. [starts to sing "Are You In Or Out?"] I remember a time when crime was sublime/There was plenty of loot in the lair/We'd plunder and pillage and ransack a village/With nary a worry or care/Then along cam this King with his soft-hearted dream/But he ratted us out in the end/So rally the troops/We were meant to regroup/And return to our roots once again/Are you in or out?/Gotta know without a doubt/I’m the one you need for a dirty deed/I'm the best/Success is guaranteed/Are you men or mice?/Take a slice of my advice/You want a fearless leader/One that's strong and stout/Better vote for me/Are you in or out?
Peddler
[singing]
So it goes,
Short and sweet
They were wed down the street
May their marriage be truly blessed
Happy end
To the tale
And tomorrow's a sale
So I'd better go home and rest!
Here's a kiss and a hug
Sure you don't need a rug?
I assure you, the price is right
Well, salaam,
Worthy friend
Come back soon, that's the end!
'Til another Arabian Night! [song fades]
Sultan
Frankly my boy, your actions were most disappointing.
It is tragic, Your Highness, but the street rat has obviously followed in his father's footsteps. Aladdin is a criminal.
[as an attorney]
I object, Your Honor! [turns Razoul into a bailiff and the Sultan into the judge] I object to that outrageous statement. And I object to a tertiary character having any lines during my big courtroom scene. [hands him a suitcase and blasts him out of sight] Take this to a higher court! Ciao!
[After "Are You In Or Out?" has finished, Cassim and Iago up the stairs]
I know the treasure's limitless, but I'm not crazy about a 40-way split. If it was just you and me...
I would never cut my men out of the deal. They're my family, my only family. I can always count on them.
Sa'luk: He's not in there! [burst the door] You didn't capture the King of Thieves?
Because he was not at the hideout!
Sa'luk: He had to be there. Where else would he be?