“Listen, pet dick. How would you like for me to make your life a...” – Lois Einhorn, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ... Movie Quotes Database

Lois Einhorn

Listen, pet dick. How would you like for me to make your life a living hell?

Ace Ventura

Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 9-1-1? Aaal-righty then.

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