“Assholimio... Osodomia... HOLY...Testicle Tuesday!” – Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994

Ace Ventura

[speaking through his rear]

Assholimio... Osodomia...

Ace Ventura

[Einhorn walks over to Emilio and Ace]

HOLY...Testicle Tuesday!

Lois Einhorn

What the hell is he doing here?

Ace Ventura

I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

In this scene

Ace Ventura Jim Carrey More Ace Ventura quotes →

Lois Einhorn Sean Young More Lois Einhorn quotes →

More from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura Excuse me! I'd like to ass you a few questions! Emilio This is not the time, Ace. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. Ronald Camp I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ace. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. Ace Ventura Be sure that you do! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed! Ace Ventura Good to see someone who doesn't buckle under the pressure. Lois Einhorn And what would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura Well I have... kissed a man.