“Excuse me! I'd like to ass you a few questions!” – Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994

Ace Ventura

[speaking through his rear]

Excuse me! I'd like to ass you a few questions!

Emilio

This is not the time, Ace. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history.

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Ronald Camp I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ace. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. Ace Ventura Be sure that you do! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed! Ace Ventura Good to see someone who doesn't buckle under the pressure. Lois Einhorn And what would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura Well I have... kissed a man. Dan Marino Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum? Ace Ventura That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Dan Marino You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy.