[Dr. Hackenbush hands a large pill to Mrs. Upjohn]

Just a minute, Mrs Upjohn. That looks like a horse pill to me.

Oh, you've taken them before.

Are you sure, Doctor, you haven't made a mistake?

You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I gave one of those to won the Kentucky Derby.

May I examine this, please? Do you actually give those to your patients? Isn't it awfully large for a pill?

Well, it was too small for a basketball, and I didn't know what to do with it. Say, you're awfully large for a pill yourself.