Hackenbush : At the age of fifteen I got a job in a drugstore filling prescriptions. Whitmore : Don't you have to be twenty-one to fill prescriptions? Hackenbush : Well, uh, that's for grown-ups. I just fill them for children. Whitmore : No, no, Doctor. I mean, where did you get your training as a physician? Hackenbush : Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar. Mrs. Upjohn : Vassar? But that's a girls' college. Hackenbush : I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team. Whitmore : The doctor seems reluctant to discuss his medical experiences. Hackenbush : Well, medically, my experiences have been most unexciting. Except during the flu epidemic- Whitmore : Ah, and what happened? Hackenbush : I got the flu.

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