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Dude, it's not big deal if you like to **** guys. I'm cool, I got friends who **** guys...in jail.
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[Bitter about his ex, video taping his butt] You miss that ass? That's the ass of a free man. That ass is going to a club, maybe a night club.
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Hey, enjoy that orange.
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Baby, I'm Dr. Montalbaun.
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[drinking punch from glass shaped like Buddha] Buddha punch. I need some Buddha.
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I will pray for your ****.
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[To Amy at Date-A-Palooza] I wanna take you under the Eiffel Tower and make love to you.
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It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.
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[To Amy] You need to stop ****in' around with my friend because your giving him hope and it's driving the man crazy!
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Hey, Will and Grace! Back to work!
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[drunk] I need some poooon!
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[refering about Andy's partial body wax] You look like a man-o-lantern.
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I just want to get drunk, *****ed up*, and play some cards!