[Cal and David are playing video games at Andy's home]

So you're gay now?

No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.

I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know that this is the first conversation...of three conversations that leads to you being gay. There's this, and then in a year it's like, "You know... I'm kind of going to wanna get back out there, but I think I like guys." And then there's the big, "I'm a gay guy now." You're gay for saying that.

[smirks]

You're gay for saying that.

I'm gay for saying that?

You know how I know you're gay?

How? How do you know I'm gay?

Because you macraméd yourself a pair of jean shorts.

You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.

You know how I know you're gay?

How? 'Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?

You know how I know you're gay?

How?

You like Coldplay. You know how I know you're gay?

How?

You like the movie Maid in Manhattan.

You know how I know you're gay?

How?

I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."

That's gay?

[Gets killed in video game]

Goddamn it!

You guys... she's picking me up in an hour.

Oh, drag, dude. She's picking you up from here?

Yeah.

That's **** up, man.

Why? Why?

Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.

So what?

And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.

It's all right.

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?

It's Oscar Goldman.

Why do you have that?

That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?

I'm not trying to be sexy, man.

I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh... when you brought this in?

They did not laugh at me.

Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.

You guys, cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay? First, you relax, okay? Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.

Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing... and we move it out of here. So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.