Peter Stormare movie quotes

35 quotes from 7 movies

Constantine (2005) as Lucifer

View Quote (After Constantine slits his wrists and then tries to light up a cigarette) You know, if you cut too deep, you cut the tendons, finger movement goes out the window.

View Quote (About John cutting his wrists) I didn't think you would make the same mistake twice. And you didn't, did you?

View Quote (After Gabriel tries and fails to strike him) Looks like somebody doesn't have your back anymore.

All 8 quotes from Lucifer »

Lockout (2012) as Langral

View Quote (to Snow) You don't like me, do you?

View Quote Mr. President, there's been a massive take-over on MS-One.

View Quote (about Snow) He's the best there is. But he's a loose cannon.

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Fargo (1996) as Grimsrud

View Quote Carl: [after Grimsrud shoots the police officer] Whoa! Whoa, daddy.
Grimsrud: You'll take care of it. You are smooth, smooth, you know. Just clean him of the road.

View Quote Grimsrud: Shut the **** up or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know.
Carl: Geez. That's more than I've heard you say all week.

View Quote Grimsrud: Where is Pancakes House?
Carl: What?
Grimsrud: We stop at Pancakes House.
Carl: What are ya, nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. I want to go somewhere I can get a shot and a beer, and a steak, maybe. No more ****in' pancakes, C'mon, man. C'mon, man! Okay, here's an idea. We'll stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. What do ya think?
Grimsrud: I'm ****in' hungry now, you know!
Carl: Yeah, yeah. Jesus. I was just saying we could stop, get pancakes, and get laid.

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Penguins of Madagascar (2014) as Corporal

View Quote He hacked into our system.

View Quote It's like being licked by a basketful of doggy dogs.

View Quote Oh my gosh. You guys are so cute! [grabs the penguins and hugs them tightly] And cuddly!

All 5 quotes from Corporal »

8mm (1999) as Dino Velvet

View Quote [dying from a gunshot wound to the neck] This is wrong, something's wrong. Oh, God, not like this. I'm supposed to have something more cinematic. Kill them, Machine... kill them all. [dies]

View Quote If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, the whole **** business would fall apart.

View Quote [holding a picture of Welles' wife and daughter] What I could do with faces like these on film. On second thought, why would I need their faces?

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Dancer In The Dark (2000) as Jeff

View Quote Jeff: You can't see, can you?
Selma: What is there to see?

View Quote Jeff: Look, I don't understand. In musicals... why do they start to sing and dance all of a sudden? I mean, I don't suddenly start... to sing and dance.
Selma: No... You're right, Jeff. You don't.

View Quote Jeff: Why did you have him? You knew he would have the same disease as you.
Selma: I just wanted to hold a little baby... just in my arms.

John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) as Abram Tarasov

View Quote Can a man like you know peace?

View Quote I can assure you that the stories you hear about John Wick, if nothing else, have been watered down.