She fought real hard, Margie
Jerry Lundegaard
William H. Macy · 21 quotes
Carl Showalter
Steve Buscemi · 20 quotes
Marge Gunderson
Frances McDormand · 15 quotes
Mike Yanagita
Steve Park · 8 quotes
Wade Gustafson
Harve Presnell · 7 quotes
Grimsrud
Peter Stormare · 6 quotes
Stan Grossman
Larry Brandenburg · 4 quotes
Lou
Bruce Bohne · 3 quotes
Shep Proudfoot
Steve Reevis · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Carl Showalter & Grimsrud (6), Jerry Lundegaard & Stan Grossman (4), Jerry Lundegaard & Carl Showalter (3)
Fargo quotes
Page 1 of 5She had...leukemia
So ya went and married Norm Son-of-a-Gunderson!
Well, as an engineer you could do a lot worse
Well, that's nothing compared to your accomplishments.
Ya know, it's the Radisson, so it's pretty good.
You're such a Supa Lady!!
Scottie Lundegard
There's no **** way....
[beating Carl violently]
**** little weasel! **** you! You **** mother****er son of a bitch Jesus Christ you **** shitbag mother****er!
Attendant
Hi.
Yeah, I decided not to park here.
Attendant
What do you mean? You decided not to park here?
Yeah, I just came in. I decided not to park here.
Attendant
You, uh--I'm sorry, sir, but--
I decided not to--I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out.
Attendant
I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars.
I just pulled in here. I just ****in' pulled in here!
Attendant
Well, see, there's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
I guess you think, ya know, you're some kind of an authority figure. With that stupid **** uniform. Huh, buddy? King Clip-on Tie here. Big **** man, huh? You know, these are the limits of your life, man. Ruler of your little **** gate here. There's your four dollars, you pathetic piece of shit.
Attendant
May I have your ticket--[He sees Carl's bloody face] Please?
Open the **** gate!
[about his face]
You should see the other guy. [He sees Jean slumped to the floor, dead] The **** happened to her?
She started shrieking, ya know.
Jesus. Oh. Well, I got the money. All of it. All eighty grand. Forty for you, forty for me. That's it, then. Here are the keys to my truck. I'm takin' the Sierra.
We split that.
How the **** do ya split a ****in' car, ya dummy? With a ****in' chainsaw?
One of us pays the other for half.
Hold on. No ****in' way. You ****in' notice this?! I got ****in' shot. I got ****in' shot in the face! I went and got the ****in' money! I got shot ****in' pickin' it up! I've been up for thirty-six ****in' hours! I'm takin' that ****in' car! That ****er's mine, ya ****in' asshole. Ya know, I've been listenin' to your ****in' bullshit all week. Are we square?! Are we square? Yeah, ya ****in' mute. And if you see your friend Shep Proudfoot, tell him I'm gonna nail his ****in' ass!
You'll take care of it. You are smooth, smooth, you know. Just clean him of the road.
Hey, look at that. Twin Cities. That's the IDS Building, the big glass one. Tallest skyscraper in the Midwest - after the uh, Sears, in, uh, Chicago, or John Hancock Building, whatever. You ever been to Minneapolis?
Nope.
Would it kill you to say something?
I did.
"No." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a, that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. Shit. You know I'm sittin' here drivin', doin' all the drivin', man, the whole ****in' way from Brainerd, drivin', just tryin' to chat, you know, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one ****in' thing just in the way of conversation? Well, **** it. I don't have to talk either, man. See how you like it. [Pause] Just total ****in' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Who the **** are you? Who the **** are you?!
I've got your damn money now where's my dauguter?
I am through ****in' around. Drop that ****in' briefcase!
Where's my daughter?
**** you man! Where's Jerry? I gave simple ****in' instructions.
Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money!
Drop that **** money!
No Jean, no money!
Is this a ****in' joke here?! [Carl pulls out his gun and shoots Wade] Happy now, asshole?! What's with you people?! Ya **** imbeciles!