Attendant
Hi.
Carl
Yeah, I decided not to park here.
Attendant
What do you mean? You decided not to park here?
Carl
Yeah, I just came in. I decided not to park here.
Attendant
You, uh--I'm sorry, sir, but--
Carl
I decided not to--I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out.
Attendant
I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars.
Carl
I just pulled in here. I just ****in' pulled in here!
Attendant
Well, see, there's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
Carl
I guess you think, ya know, you're some kind of an authority figure. With that stupid **** uniform. Huh, buddy? King Clip-on Tie here. Big **** man, huh? You know, these are the limits of your life, man. Ruler of your little **** gate here. There's your four dollars, you pathetic piece of shit.
