Josh Gad movie quotes

View Quote [before Red slingshots to Leonard's castle] Red, I'm not going to lie to you, I am... [sobbing and chucking] really going to miss you when you die! His "hate crime" poem

View Quote CHUCK-TIME!

View Quote I'm the last guy that should be here. Simple speeding ticket. Judge tells me I was going too fast, So I say, "Your Honor, to be honest… I was." You caught me. I'm not angry. I'm honest. So, shouldn't I be in an honesty management class? 'Cause we got to manage my honesty.

View Quote [sounding like he's about to cry] Anna?

View Quote Stop it, Sven! I'm trying to focus here.

View Quote [singing] Bees will buzz, kids will blow dandelion fuzz, and I'll be doing what ever snow does in summer!
A drink, in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand, probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer!
I'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm, and find out what happens to solid water when it gets warm.
And I can't, wait to see, what my buddies all think of me. Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer! [Vocals] The hot and the cold are both so intense, put them together, it just makes sense! [Vocals] Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a... [pauses in front of a puddle] ...Happy snowman (and not a puddle)!
When life gets rough I like to hold onto my dreams, relaxing in the summer sun, just lettin' off steam! Oh the sky will be blue, and you guys will be there too!
When I finally do, what frozen things do, in summer!
IN SUMMMMMEEEEER!

View Quote Growing up means adapting
Puzzling at your world and your place
When I'm more mature
I'll feel totally secure
Being watched by something with a creepy, creepy face

View Quote [singing] This will all make sense when I am older
Someday I will see that this makes sense
One day when I'm old and wise
I'll think back and realize
That these were all completely normal events
Ah!

View Quote Um, I-I Think So, Elsa Pushed Me Away Too And Didn't Even Say Goodbye!

View Quote Someone once told me no matter what, you never leave your friend behind.

View Quote We're all gonna survive this.

View Quote [to Peaches] I'm a molehog! My head's supposed to be underground! And my idea of "fun", isn't risking death, just so that you can meet some cute mammoth.

View Quote No, no, Grandma. It's-It's funny. I didn't get a chance to, because, um– Oh, what happened? Oh, I remember now. I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ANNIHILATION! ARE YOU NUTS?! YOU CR*CKER!

View Quote Drinks are on the US government! [soldiers raise their glasses and cheer] Which is covering up the truth about the ancient pyramid underneath the Hoover Dam.

View Quote Brenner's right. I am The Wonder Kid.

View Quote Gaston: [to Maurice, as he's thrown in a carriage] Have you seen the inside of a mad house, Maurice? You wouldn't last a week. Just give me your daughter and I'll set you free.
Maurice: Never.
[Gaston looks mad, closes the carriage door]
Gaston: Take him away!
[D'Arque rides away as Belle returns]
Belle: STOP!! [gets off of Phillippe and runs to Maurice in the carriage] Papa!
Maurice: Oh, Belle! I thought I lost you.
Belle: [turns to D'Arque] Let him out! He's hurt!
D'Arque: We can't do that, miss. But we'll take very good care of him.
Belle: My father's not crazy! [turns to Gaston] Gaston, tell him!
Gaston: You know how loyal, I am your family. But your father's been making some unbelievable claims.
Monsieur Jean: It's true, Belle. He's been raving about a Beast in a castle.
Belle: I've just come from a castle, there is a Beast!
Gaston: You say anything to set him free. Your word is hardly proof!
Belle: You want proof? [uses the magic mirror] Show me the Beast! [the mirror shows the Beast roaring. She shows him to the townspeople, who recoil in fear] There's your proof!
Gaston: This is sorcery! [grabs the magic mirror] Look at this Beast! [He shows the townspeople about the Beast] LOOK AT HIS FANGS! HIS CLAWS!!
Belle: No. Don't be afraid! He's gentle and kind.
Gaston: [turns to Belle] The monster has her under his spell. If I didn't know better, I'd say she even cared for him!
Belle: He's NOT a monster, Gaston! YOU ARE!! [turns to the townspeople] The Beast wouldn't hurt anyone!
Gaston: I've heard of the effects of dark magic, but I've never before seen it with my own eyes! This is a threat to a very existence! We can't have her running off to warn the Beast! Lock her up, too.
[Tom and Dick grabs Belle]
Belle: No!
Tom: Come here!
Belle: NO!
Tom: Shaddup.
Belle: You won't get away with this, Gaston!
[Tom and Dick throws Belle in the asylum carriage]
Maurice: Oh, Belle!
LeFou: [grabs Gaston's arm] Gaston, with all due respect...
Gaston: Do you want to be next? [LeFou is shocked into silence] Fetch my horse. [comes up to the carriage, to D'Arque] Stand guard. Don't let them escape! [to the townspeople] This creature will curse us all if we don't stop him! [the townspeople cheers] WELL, I SAY WE KILL THE BEAST!!!

View Quote Maurice: No. I'm sure this is the way. Do you hear those wolves? That means we're getting very close to the castle.
Gaston: Look, enough is enough. We have to turn back.
Maurice: Stop.
[Gaston stops the cart]
Maurice: That's it. There it is. [snaps his finger] That's the tree. I'm sure of it. [gets off the cart] It-it was downed by lightning at the time. But now it's... resumed an upright position through some sort of... magic or other.
LeFou: [to Gaston] You really want to marry into this family?
Maurice: So that means that the... the castle is that - No. No, it's - [motions falling tree with his arm] That way. Definitely... that way.
Gaston: I am done playing this game of yours! Where is Belle?
Maurice: The Beast took her and she...
Gaston: There are no such things as beasts... or talking teacups... or magic! But there are wolves, frostbite, and starvation!
LeFou: [stands up] Deep breaths, Gaston. Deep breaths.
Gaston: [breathes deeply, then turns to Maurice] So, why don't we just turn around, go back to Villeneuve? I'm sure Belle is at home, cooking up a lovely dinner.
Maurice: If you think I've made all this up, then why did you offer to help?
Gaston: Because, I want to marry your daughter! [calms down] Now, let's go home.
Maurice: Belle is not at home! She is with the...
Gaston: [grabs Maurice] You say "Beast" one more time, I WILL FEED YOU TO THE WOLVES!!!!!
LeFou: [tries to stop him] Gaston, stop it! Breathe, think of happy thoughts, go back to the war, blood, explosions, countless widows.
Gaston: Widows...
LeFou: Yes, yes. That's it... [Gaston calms down and LeFou taps his nose] That's it.
Gaston: [turns to Maurice, smiling. Maurice recoils] Maurice! Please forgive me, old bean. That's no way to talk to my future father-in-law, now is it?
Maurice: Future father-in-law?
Gaston: Yeah.
Maurice: You will never marry my daughter.
[Short silence. Gaston furiously punches Maurice in the face, knocking him out]
LeFou: I saw that coming.
[Cut to Gaston tying Maurice to a tree]
Gaston: If Maurice won't give me his blessing, then he's in my way. Once the wolves are finished with him, Belle will have no one to take care of her but ME!
LeFou: For the sake of exhausting all of our options, do we maybe want to consider a slightly less... gruesome alternative?
Gaston: Are you coming?
[LeFou gulps and quickly and hesitantly climbs into the carriage]

View Quote [Mrs. Potts falls off a chandelier, screaming]
Chip: Mama!
[Just as she was about to hit the floor, LeFou catches her in time]
Mrs. Potts: Thank you!
[LeFou smiles and nods "You're welcome". He spots the villagers about to attack them and dodges them. Mrs. Potts boils one villager up with tea]
LeFou: Take that! [punches the other villager out and turns to Mrs. Potts]
Mrs. Potts: Nicely handled!
LeFou: Well, I used to be on Gaston's side, but we are so in a bad place right now.
Mrs. Potts: You're too good for him anyway.
LeFou: Yeah.
Mrs. Potts: Should we get back to it, then?
[LeFou nods enthusiastically and runs off with her to join the servants in driving off the villagers]

View Quote Guys, this is my sister, Silver.

View Quote Yeah, I'm just gonna... [takes the keycard]

View Quote Red: Those pigs...
Chuck: ...Are going to pay...
Bomb: ...For our lunches!
Red: Uh, because of our hunger to give them...
Chuck: ...A taste of their own...
Bomb: ...Quesadillas! [Red looks at him] What?