Jennifer Love Hewitt movie quotes

View Quote (to Quasimodo) You have a way with kids.

View Quote I h-h-have to go. I'm sorry.

View Quote A hush comes over the crowd as Madellaine begins her graceful trek.

View Quote Julie: Barry, stop!
Barry: No! Wake up, Julie. He's behind all this! How many **** up fishermen are out there?
Ray: Look, he's after me too! I got a letter.
Barry: Oh, you got a letter? I got run over! Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a body in her trunk, and you got a letter? That's balanced!

View Quote Ben: You in some kind of trouble, child?
Julie: Yes, yeah. I'm in a lot of trouble.
Ben: That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running people over, getting away with murder... things like that.

View Quote Julie: We need help.
Barry: I'll say. You two should check out a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice.

View Quote 2 summers ago, we lied to authorities. We hit Ben Willis with our car, then we threw his body in the water to cover it up. Only, he didn't die. He killed Barry and Helen last July 4th.

View Quote Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been a year since my last confession. I've never told anyone about this. Not my mom, not the police, or not even my friends, except for the ones who were there, well, they're not around anymore. You see I, I killed a man, but it was an accident.

View Quote [Karla has just shown her a sun bed] Great, cancer in a box.

View Quote Liz: Well, there's nothing wrong with Garfield. He's just a happy, fat, lazy cat.
Garfield: No need for a second opinion.
Jon: Well, I worry about him.
Liz: I know you do. You know, you care about him more than any owner I've ever known.
Garfield: "Him" has a name. Is this an H.M.O.?
Liz: Let's get Garfield in for his dip. I wanna talk to you in private.
Jon: Oh, she's so beautiful.
Garfield: Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since high school. Would you please just ask her out so she can reject you, and we can get on with my life?
Jon: I have to ask her out. Wish me luck.
Garfield: Okay, go get 'em, big tiger. You the man. You the fella. You the boss. You preach to her. Show her how the cow eats the cabbage, you hopeless loser. Betty, today, why don't you start me off with a Swedish massage, a manicure and a pedicure, okay? Seaweed wrap, loofah, belly rub, tail waxing and then crack my toes to finish.

View Quote [Mrs. Baker answers the door to Jon and Liz]
Jon: Hi. I'm Jon Arbuckle.
Liz: Hi.
Jon: Uh, I think you have my dog, Odie.
Mrs. Baker: Oh, I think you're mistaken.
Jon: No, I saw the flier. Odie's my dog.
Mrs. Baker: No, he's Happy Chapman's dog.
Jon: [confused] Happy Chapman? [Mrs. Baker holds up a hand as if to say, "Hold on a second", as he and Liz look at each other] What?
Mrs. Baker: [holding an autographed picture of Happy] The gentleman with the cat on Channel 37. He came and took Odie home. Odie is the family name, you know? [Jon and Liz look at each other again] Well, uh… Good day.
Jon: W-wait, wait!
[Mrs. Baker shuts the door anyway. Jon and Liz turn away in shock]
Jon: Happy Chapman took Odie? Do you think that he's got Garfield, too?
Liz: I don't know, but we're gonna find out. [she and Jon walk away]

View Quote Garfield: [as Happy finds himself surrounded by the dogs, cats and rats] Alright, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite, but don't chew. And rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. [Happy glances around nervously as the animals close in on him] Canines, felines, and vermines, it's showtime!
[As the view turns away from Happy, his shadow can be seen as the animals attack him]
Dog: Alright, boys. Dog pile! Hit him low! Hit him high! Hit him in the legs!
Happy: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Garfield: Thanks, boys. The home team will take it from here. [The animals leave] Better split before Animal Control gets here.
Dog #1: Hey, Garfield, take it easy.
Dog #2: See you later, Garfield.
Dog #3: Yo, Garfield, good luck.
Garfield: Odie, would you mind sharing the remote with me, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.
Happy: Nice kitty.
Garfield: Let's see what's on the news. [shocks Happy with the shock collar] Let me tell you something, Happy. To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog, but to me, he's all that and much more. He's my friend. Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on. [Odie shocks Happy with the shock collar again] Strong finish, little buddy.
Jon: [as he and Liz arrive in the storage room after Garfield and Odie shock Happy with the shock collar] Odie? Garfield?
Liz: Odie?
Jon: Odie? Odie?
Happy: [stands up and faces them; now dazed] Be happy.
Jon: This is for stealing my dog and my cat. [punches Happy in the face, startling Liz as she watches]
Garfield: He didn't steal me; I was doing the rescue work.
Jon: Garfield! Odie! [hugs Garfield while Liz hugs Odie] Oh, I missed you guys so much! I'm never gonna let you outta my sight again. Never. You guys are my best friends.
Garfield: You had me at hello.
[Elsewhere, Nermal and Arlene are watching TV]
Walter J. Chapman: This is Walter J. Chapman with breaking news from the Midwest. Abby Shields reporting. What did you got for me, Abby?
Abby Shields: The details are sketchy, but it appears that a deranged man may be the cause of all of the trouble here.
Nermal: A deranged man? What's this?
[On TV, two police officers take Happy, now handcuffed, to a police car as Wendell follows them]
Abby Shields: In fact, police are bringing the suspect out as we speak.
Walter J. Chapman: Aah! Good grief. It's my idiot brother. [makes a "Cut" gesture]
Nermal: Hey! It's Happy Chapman. He's going for a ride in a police car.
Abby Shields: But sources tell me that this incident, somehow, involved a dog and a very heroic cat.
[On TV, Jon waves goodbye to Happy as Garfield waves "hello"]
Arlene: Garfield?
Nermal: Hey, he saved Odie! Now he's a hero!
Arlene: Oh, I didn't realize.
Nermal: Garfield is on TV! He's a hero!