Carlos Alazraqui movie quotes
25 quotes from 4 movies
Planes (2013) as El Chupacabra
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[to Bulldog] You make joke! YOU MAKE JOKE! Very well. You leave me no choice! I will swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.
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(singing) I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you.
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That song, it flipped a switch!
Camp Lazlo: Where's Lazlo? (2007) as Lazlo
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Lumpus: Lazlo!
Lazlo: [nervously, blocking them] Oh, hello, Scoutmaster Lumpus.
Lumpus: You're in big trouble now, monkey boy! I heard you... [Fluffy growls] Simmer down, platypus, I'll take it from here.
Edward: But...that wasn't me.
Lazlo: [nervously, blocking them] Oh, hello, Scoutmaster Lumpus.
Lumpus: You're in big trouble now, monkey boy! I heard you... [Fluffy growls] Simmer down, platypus, I'll take it from here.
Edward: But...that wasn't me.
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Raj and Clam: LAZLO!!!
Lazlo: Guys, do you have to do this everytime I go to the bathroom.
Raj: But we love you!
Lazlo: You didn't tell that story again, did you?
Raj: We sure did, Lazlo.
Clam: Story!!
Lazlo: Guys, do you have to do this everytime I go to the bathroom.
Raj: But we love you!
Lazlo: You didn't tell that story again, did you?
Raj: We sure did, Lazlo.
Clam: Story!!
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Lumpus and Edward: [scared out of their wits] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NATURE!
Lazlo: No, Fluffy! Bad bear!
[Fluffy angrily chases Scoutmaster Lumpus and Edward, on the warpath against them. Lazlo chases after Fluffy. The chase continues from cabin to cabin. Eventually, the entire camp runs into Scoutmaster Lumpus's cabin. One lemming hits the outside wall of the cabin and falls off the stack, but gets back up, and runs inside. Fluffy continues chasing them, but Lazlo gets in his way and holds him back]
Lazlo: Wait a minute! I'm alright! It's okay! It's okay! [showing Fluffy that he's alright] I'm alright. See? I'm not hurt. [taking Fluffy to the mess hall] Now, come on. We need to talk.
Lazlo: No, Fluffy! Bad bear!
[Fluffy angrily chases Scoutmaster Lumpus and Edward, on the warpath against them. Lazlo chases after Fluffy. The chase continues from cabin to cabin. Eventually, the entire camp runs into Scoutmaster Lumpus's cabin. One lemming hits the outside wall of the cabin and falls off the stack, but gets back up, and runs inside. Fluffy continues chasing them, but Lazlo gets in his way and holds him back]
Lazlo: Wait a minute! I'm alright! It's okay! It's okay! [showing Fluffy that he's alright] I'm alright. See? I'm not hurt. [taking Fluffy to the mess hall] Now, come on. We need to talk.
Camp Lazlo: Where's Lazlo? (2007) as Clam
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Raj: [to Clam] Hi, my name's Raj.
Clam: Humphh!
Raj: Does your toaster work?
Clam: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Clam: Humphh!
Raj: Does your toaster work?
Clam: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Raj: Lazlo! I can't believe he's gohohone! how could he leave us?
Clam: Our pal! he was our little monkey!
Raj: We were a trio. It seemed like only yesterday when we first met.
Clam: Yes, tell story.
Clam: Our pal! he was our little monkey!
Raj: We were a trio. It seemed like only yesterday when we first met.
Clam: Yes, tell story.
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Raj and Clam: LAZLO!!!
Lazlo: Guys, do you have to do this everytime I go to the bathroom.
Raj: But we love you!
Lazlo: You didn't tell that story again, did you?
Raj: We sure did, Lazlo.
Clam: Story!!
Lazlo: Guys, do you have to do this everytime I go to the bathroom.
Raj: But we love you!
Lazlo: You didn't tell that story again, did you?
Raj: We sure did, Lazlo.
Clam: Story!!
Happy Feet (2006) as Nestor
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Leopard Seal: Remember, dumplings, I know where you live...
Raul: It's called LAND, lard-face!
Nestor: Rub round any time, blubber-butt!
Raul: It's called LAND, lard-face!
Nestor: Rub round any time, blubber-butt!
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Lovelace: Hear me! There's not enough love in the world. Turn to the penguin next to you, put your flippers up, fluff him up a little bit and give him a great big hug!
Raul: (to Ramon) What you huggin' me for?!
Ramon: He told me to.
Raul: Get away!
Ramon: No, you like it...
Nestor: Get off him, Ramon.
Raul: (to Ramon) What you huggin' me for?!
Ramon: He told me to.
Raul: Get away!
Ramon: No, you like it...
Nestor: Get off him, Ramon.
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Lombardo: Why would Lovelace help?
Raul: He not like you at all.
Mumble: I'll just appeal to his better nature.
Nestor: How you gonna do that?
Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment?
Lombardo: Unimaginable torture?
Ramon: Imaginable torture?
Rinaldo: Your singing?
Ramon, Nestor, Raul and Lombardo: NO!!!
Rinaldo: (imitates Mumble's singing) Can anybody find me someone to love!
Lombardo: Ohhh... you breaking the ice!
Ramon: Avalanche!
Raul: He not like you at all.
Mumble: I'll just appeal to his better nature.
Nestor: How you gonna do that?
Raul: Cruel and unusual punishment?
Lombardo: Unimaginable torture?
Ramon: Imaginable torture?
Rinaldo: Your singing?
Ramon, Nestor, Raul and Lombardo: NO!!!
Rinaldo: (imitates Mumble's singing) Can anybody find me someone to love!
Lombardo: Ohhh... you breaking the ice!
Ramon: Avalanche!
The Book of Life (2014) as General Posada
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(General Posada looks at the mess that María set the animals free)
General Posada: That girl is in so much trouble!
Young María: Uh-oh.
General Posada: (yelling) MA-RI-A!!!
Young María: (to General Posada) I'm sorry, Papa. It's just that I-- (María gasps as she looks at Manolo's broken guitar) Manolo's guitar.
Young Manolo: (gasps)
General Posada: María, this rebellious nonsense ends now! You are going to become a proper lady.
Young María: (confused) Why?
General Posada: BECAUSE I SAID SO! I'm sending you to Spain. The sisters at the convent of the perpetual flame of purity will straighten you out.
All: What?!
Young María: But, Papa!
General Posada: No, it is decided. NOW GO HOME!
(María runs away crying)
General Posada: That girl is in so much trouble!
Young María: Uh-oh.
General Posada: (yelling) MA-RI-A!!!
Young María: (to General Posada) I'm sorry, Papa. It's just that I-- (María gasps as she looks at Manolo's broken guitar) Manolo's guitar.
Young Manolo: (gasps)
General Posada: María, this rebellious nonsense ends now! You are going to become a proper lady.
Young María: (confused) Why?
General Posada: BECAUSE I SAID SO! I'm sending you to Spain. The sisters at the convent of the perpetual flame of purity will straighten you out.
All: What?!
Young María: But, Papa!
General Posada: No, it is decided. NOW GO HOME!
(María runs away crying)
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Joaquin: What did you do Manolo?
Manolo: There was a snake and...
(Manolo holds Maria's dead body to Joaquin)
Joaquin: She's gone... (Posada's men are shock and General Posada rushes to Joaquin) WHY DIDN'T YOU PROTECT HER?!
General Posada: (shocked) Maria! Oh, no... Oh, no!
(General holds Maria Posada's dead body and gets angry at Manolo)
General Posada: (angered) THIS is all your doing! Leave, or so help me! I'll... (thunder claps and gets saddened to Maria) My little girl. What have you done boy? What have you done...
(General Posada sadly walks away with Maria's dead body making Joaquin mad at Manolo's fault)
Manolo: It should had been me.
Joaquin: Yes. It should have.
(Joaquin walks away making Manolo feel despair in the rain)
Manolo: There was a snake and...
(Manolo holds Maria's dead body to Joaquin)
Joaquin: She's gone... (Posada's men are shock and General Posada rushes to Joaquin) WHY DIDN'T YOU PROTECT HER?!
General Posada: (shocked) Maria! Oh, no... Oh, no!
(General holds Maria Posada's dead body and gets angry at Manolo)
General Posada: (angered) THIS is all your doing! Leave, or so help me! I'll... (thunder claps and gets saddened to Maria) My little girl. What have you done boy? What have you done...
(General Posada sadly walks away with Maria's dead body making Joaquin mad at Manolo's fault)
Manolo: It should had been me.
Joaquin: Yes. It should have.
(Joaquin walks away making Manolo feel despair in the rain)
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General Posada: Oh, thank goodness! It's a miracle!
Nuns: Thank you! (Father Domingo and his nuns are singing cheerfully)
Maria: I'm... I'm.... (cut to the Land of the Remembered)
Manolo: ....Alive. (The Sanchez family and the others are shocked at Manolo)
Xibalba: Cheers.
Manolo: One bite...? Your snake! It bit me twice! YOU CHEATED! You will pay for this!
Xibalba: In all my years, no one, in any realm... has ever talked to me like that... and survived. So, I ask you... [Xibalba faces Manolo] are you threatening me, boy?
Manolo: I will expose you to La Muerte! And then you and me can settle things!
Xibalba: You'll never reach her in her new realm... I should know. I rotted there for eons...
Nuns: Thank you! (Father Domingo and his nuns are singing cheerfully)
Maria: I'm... I'm.... (cut to the Land of the Remembered)
Manolo: ....Alive. (The Sanchez family and the others are shocked at Manolo)
Xibalba: Cheers.
Manolo: One bite...? Your snake! It bit me twice! YOU CHEATED! You will pay for this!
Xibalba: In all my years, no one, in any realm... has ever talked to me like that... and survived. So, I ask you... [Xibalba faces Manolo] are you threatening me, boy?
Manolo: I will expose you to La Muerte! And then you and me can settle things!
Xibalba: You'll never reach her in her new realm... I should know. I rotted there for eons...
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