El Chupacabra
[to Bulldog]
You make joke! YOU MAKE JOKE! Very well. You leave me no choice! I will swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.
Played by Carlos Alazraqui 
Planes (2013) · 91 quotes
Planes (2013) · 91 quotes
I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you.
More lines from El Chupacabra
5 quotes El Chupacabra
El Chupacabra
That song, it flipped a switch!
El Chupacabra
[to Dusty]
We will have many adventures, you and I, we will laugh, we will cry, we will dance! Probably not with each other.
El Chupacabra
I will see you in the skies, amigo. [whooping]
El Chupacabra
At least you're not lost in the race for love. Her passion is sadly not for me.
Scenes with El Chupacabra
3 scenes El Chupacabra
Excuse me, how much does a snowplow weigh?
Rochelle
I do not know.
El Chupacabra
Enough to break the ice. I am El Chupacabra.
Rochelle
Ah, you're the snow plow, right?
El Chupacabra
You could say that. Yes.
Rochelle
And I am the ice?
El Chupacabra
Yes.
Rochelle
Cold, frozen and lifeless.
El Chupacabra
No I... it sounds better in spanish. Ha!
Rochelle
Why don't you go plow yourself, El Chu-toy. [Rochelle walks away]
El Chupacabra
[propellor spins sideways and stops]
She is like an angel.
Dusty
Uh... [echoing] Hello? [pauses for five seconds] Is this where I'm supposed to be?
Nepalese Forklift
That is one of life's great questions.
Dusty
[gasps]
I'm dead!
Nepalese Forklift
Mr. Crophopper, welcome to Nepal.
Dusty
I don't understand; have the others left already?
Nepalese Forklift
Actually, no one else is here yet. You're in first place.
Dusty
[Astonished]
Really?
Ripslinger
[cuts to the other racers having just arrived and landed in Nepal] [about Dusty]
He flew through a what?
Bulldog
A tunnel.
Rochelle
That is crazy!
El Chupacabra
Si, crazy like a Firefox.
Nepalese Forklift
[indistinctive chatter]
Dusty, how does it feel to be in first place?
Dusty
It feels great. But more than anything, I'm just glad I fit through that tunnel. Guys, I gotta tell you, if you're ever in a tight squeeze, just... [spots Ishani in the distance with a new propeller] excuse me, guys.
Dusty
[walks over to Ishani]
Crazy day today, huh?
Ishani
[gasps]
Oh yeah, a very exciting win for you today. [chuckles nervously] Quite a risk you took.
Dusty
Yeah, yeah. Hey, you're propellor, is it new?
Ishani
Oh, I suppose it is.
Dusty
Sky Slicer Mark 5, right? Aren't those made exclusively by Ripslinger's race team?
Ishani
Are they?
Dusty
Yeah, yeah they are.
Ishani
[guilty]
Dusty...
Dusty
You set me up!
Ishani
Look, I didn't ever want to hurt you.
Dusty
Why?
Ishani
It's complicated, okay!
Dusty
You could have gotten me killed out there today!
Ishani
I really thought that you'd just turn around.
Dusty
Well, you were wrong, and I was wrong about you. [Dusty walks away from Ishani after scolding her; to Ripslinger] Oh hey Rip, Thanks for first place.
[Ripslinger growls frustratingly]
Dottie
[Radio chatter in Spanish] [A forklift is seen on a helicopter, guiding it as it lifts Dusty out of the ocean] [paparazzi clamoring; Chug, Dottie, El Chupacabra, sadly watch the helicopter lower an injured and unconscious Dusty to the ground, once Dusty safely touches the ground, Chug, Dottie, El Chupacabra, Skipper and three members of the paparazzi rush towards him feeling sorry for him]
Dusty!
El Chupacabra
Mi amigo!
Skipper
Quick, to the hangar!
Dottie
[Plane transitions to the hangar room where Dusty has just woken up] [looking at Dusty’s X-rays]
Broken wing ribs, twisted gear, bent prop, and your main spar is cracked... bad. It's over.
Dusty
[Turns towards Skipper]
One mission... So much for "Volo Pro Veritas". (It's like you told me, you clearly don't fly for truth, do you? So, what really happened?)
Skipper
[Silence]
Can we get a minute alone, please? [Chug, Dottie and El Chupacabra leave the room] You too Sparky. [Sparky also leaves] My first patrol as a jolly wrench was at Glendal Canal. My squadron were all rookies, all razor sharp. I should know I trained every single one of them. It was supposed to be a routine patrol, a milk run.
Jigsaw 2
Look, Skipper, Japanese ship 2:00 low, 2 miles. Easy pickings, what do you say?
Skipper (Flashback)
Negative, Jigsaw 2. Our orders are to recon and report back.
Jigsaw 2
Come on, Skipper, it will be a turkey shoot.
Jigsaw 5
Let's do it, Skipper!
Jigsaw 17
Yeah, come on!
Skipper (Flashback)
All right. Let's go in for a closer look, but keep your distance.
Jigsaw 3
Holy Cow! It's the whole Japanese Fleet!
Skipper
It was too late to pull up!
Jigsaw 3
Get outta there, Lucas!
Skipper
[Jigsaw 15 gets shot, even more of the jigsaws get shot and crash into the ocean] [Skipper gets shot as well and crashes into the ocean, screen cuts to black, then he is seen in a harness getting lifted out of the ocean all injured and unconscious, once on the ship's deck, Sparky is seen wearing a Swiss helmet feeling sorry for him]
My whole squadron. [flashback ends] Under my command. After that, I just couldn't bring myself to fly again. Let me ask you something, Dusty. If you knew the truth about my past, would you have asked me to train you?
Dusty
[softly]
No.
Skipper
[Dusty then walks away limping] [to Dusty]
I'm sorry, Dusty...
Other characters in Planes
Dusty Crophopper
Dane Cook
Chug
Brad Garrett
Rochelle
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Dottie
Teri Hatcher
Ned and Zed
Gabriel Iglesias
Skipper
Stacy Keach
Bulldog
John Cleese
Franz Flieghosen
Ishani
Priyanka Chopra Jonas
Ripslinger
Roger Craig Smith
Roper
Sinbad
Additional voices
Bravo, Echo and other WWII planes
Brent Mustangburger
Brent Musburger
Colin Cowling
Colin Cowherd
