Amanda Peet movie quotes

21 quotes from 3 movies

Saving Silverman (2001) as Judith

View Quote [arm wrestling with Wayne] You've got quite a grip. You must be a heavy masturbator. My guess is three times a day? I bet you're a premature ejaculator. You start off with a big bang. Before you know it, you're limp. [wins the match] I win, you lose. Now get out.

View Quote Judith: Okay, fine. No more sex.
Darren: What?
Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for one month.
Darren: No, Judith, please--
Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges.

View Quote Judith: You must be very well-educated.
J.D: [in his eagle mascot costume] I suppose.
Judith: Ivy League?
J.D: More or less.
Judith: Which one? Yale, Harvard, Princeton?
J.D: S.U.
Judith: Oh, Stanford University?
J.D: Subway University.
Judith: I knew someone who went there. Did you know J.D. McNugent?
J.D: No. No. Never heard of such a person, ever.
Judith: See you later, J.D.
J.D: [about to leave the garage] Take it easy, Judith. [stops, and thinks for a minute] Goddamn it! [closes the door]

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The Whole Nine Yards (2000) as Jill

View Quote I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.

View Quote [on Sophie] You know, you'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked.

View Quote Jimmy: [speaking about 'Oz'] You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.
Jill: Do you see why I couldn't kill him?

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A Lot Like Love (2005) as Emily

View Quote First of all, why would I get myself mixed up with a guy who I know first hand would jump into an airplane bathroom with the first girl that comes a-knocking?

View Quote When you look at me, do you see your mom?

View Quote Honestly, if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love.

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