Jimmy quotes from The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

You like living in Canada?

No, I live here with my wife.

I take it you're not Canadian.

Only by marriage.

You're a dentist?

Afraid so.

You suicidal?

Why would you say that?

Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.

Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.

You sure you're a dentist?

Yeah. Why?

Because I've never met a dentist I liked.

Well, I try to keep things as painless as possible.

Me too.

Jill

You don't like the Walther?

I think you should go with what you're comfortable with.

Jill

It's what James Bond uses.

Really?

Jill

Yeah.

You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.

Jill

Do you see why I couldn't kill him?

Damn it, Jimmy. Why the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?

Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...

Oh my God.

Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her! [to Frankie] He said he's in love with Cynthia!

Frankie

No shit!

Jill

So SHE'S the one!

She's the one what?

Jill

The one he schtupped in Chicago!

The one he... [to Oz] My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?

I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...

No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it?

Jill

Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!

IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!

He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE! [to Jill] Get him to tell you where the **** he is! [into phone] JUST STAY RIGHT THERE! [Jill takes the phone away] It's a DISGRACE...

Jill

Oz, you stud, you!

Frankie

Gonna be a dead stud.

I'll tell you one thing. You got balls.

Yeah. Who knew?

But just so you know, I am disappointed, Oz. I am extremely disappointed with you.

Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love.

Yeah, whatever.

You're a lucky guy, Oz.

Why would you say that?

You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run.

So what are you betting on?

I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you.

Why...why...why? Why did you kill him?

Well, I had to kill one of you.

Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him?