Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Room service? Yes this is room 519. I'm gonna need a bigger bottle of Scotch!
Played by Matthew Perry 
The Whole Nine Yards (2000) · 49 quotes
The Whole Nine Yards (2000) · 49 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The Whole Nine Yards (2000): in 7 of its 49 quotes
A line from Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky [The phone rings, Oz is startled]Phone!..[The phone rings again]..There it is again!
More lines from Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky
6 quotes Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Uh... it's room service. Before I vomited I ordered scotch.
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Oh, and don't forget the body!
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky OK, OK. Let's say that he did make a pass at you. The guy's been in prison for five years. He's desperate. He'd sleep with a meat grinder.
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky [Watches from behind a two-way mirror as Sophie sobbingly confesses to trying to murder him]
This would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky You know what I'm going to do...I'm...I'm gonna...I'm gonna go! [Oz attempts to open the side door but fails] ...does this slide?
