Cynthia quotes from The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

Cynthia

Have you vomited recently?

A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth.

Cynthia

I'll wait.

Cynthia

Promise me something.

Anything.

Cynthia

You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.

Neither have I. I've been married.

I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.

Cynthia

Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.

Thanks.

Cynthia

But he knows I don't want to be married to him any more, and like I said, he doesn't believe in divorce.

But murder he's okay with?

Cynthia

It's what he does.

All right, maybe he won't come after us. Maybe he'll just let us go. [Cynthia just looks at him] All right, maybe I can talk with him, reason with him. I mean, we're friends now, right?

Cynthia

That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought.

What happened to Harry Lefkowitz? [Cynthia just looks at him] I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz.

Janni

Expecting a call?

Cynthia

Explain to me how that's any of your business.

Cynthia

You really meant it, didn't you? What you said?

About loving you? Of course! What did you think this was all about?

Cynthia

Sex. I mean, GREAT sex...

It was pretty good... Is that all this has meant to you?

Cynthia

Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot...

Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me.