A character in Ghosts of Mars (2001)

Melanie Ballard quotes from Ghosts of Mars (2001)

Natasha Henstridge
Played by Natasha Henstridge Ghosts of Mars (2001) · 16 quotes

Most-quoted character in Ghosts of Mars (2001): in 11 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Desolation Williams (6), Jericho (3), Uno (2)

A line from Melanie Ballard [To Jericho]

Let me put it this way. Maybe I'd sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth. But we're not on Earth.

Scenes with Melanie Ballard

10 scenes
Helena

Rookies, use breathers. We won't have air like Earth for 10 years. Let's go.

Bashira

God, I hate this thing.

Helena

You'll get used to it. Two years ago we were wearing full-face breathers. Takes a month to get over the headaches out here.

Bashira

So this is Shining Canyon? God, what a dump.

Melanie

First time in the boonies?

Michael

Standard layout. A boomtown like all the others. Seen one, you can go home. It's cold, and they don't tell you a one-year contract here equals two years Earth time. Gotta read the fine print.

Melanie

Where is everybody? Friday night, the place should be packed. Twelve hours to sunup with money to burn, whores to **** and drugs to take. Instead, we got a graveyard.

Helena

Maybe they're inside spending their money.

Melanie

Well, introduce us to your friends.

These are my compadres, Uno, Dos and Tres.

Melanie

Uno must be the nice one.

Uno

You got that right, butchy. I'm not as nice as Desolation. And I'll cut your **** titties off.

Melanie

Look, if we even get back to Chryse, those things will just keep coming. We've got a chance here. We got a chance to stop this thing before it goes any further. This is about one thing: dominion. It's not their planet anymore.

Bashira

What about him? Isn't it our job to take him back?

Is he still a prisoner, or is he one of us?

I can give a damn about saving this planet. Seems like it was after me since the day I was born. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die fighting, not running.

Eutopia, the ass end of the universe. A penal camp for thieving cutthroats.

Melanie

Sounds nasty. But you seem to be holding up pretty well.

Yeah, well, I have many hidden talents.

[The train has not arrived]

Where the hell's the train?

Melanie

I don't know.

Uno

You don't know? What the **** is that supposed to mean?

Melanie
[On radio]

Lieutenant to the train!

Plan A is **** up! You got a Plan B?

Melanie

Yeah, it's the same as Plan A. You got any fresh ideas?

Yeah, what we should of done in the first place.

Melanie
[**** his H&K MP5K's and walks forward]

Shit!

[Does the same]

COME ON YOU MINDLESS MOTHER ****ERS!
[Fires both H&K MP5Ks at the possessed with his team following suit and a vicious gunfight ensues]

Melanie

Here's the plan. Short and simple. Descanso and Jericho take the lead, everybody else follows. It's about fifty meters from here to the station. Bashira and I are in the rear. Any questions?

[Uno raises his hand]

Hey! Put your hand down!

It's pretty solid. One way in, back door out, leading to rear entrance. [Shuts door] A good, sturdy door.

Melanie

So, what's your point?

It's rather cozy. Don't you think?

Melanie

I don't believe this. You lured me back here to seduce me?

Yeah, well, the way things are going, I thought this might be our last chance to, uh, to dance.

Melanie

Yeah.

Tribunal head

And what happened to Williams?

Melanie

I don't know, but I woke up and he was gone.

Tribunal head

And you were handcuffed?

Melanie

He must have done it while I slept. By then, I trusted him.

Tribunal head

That's all you have to say?

Melanie

That's all I know.

Tribunal head

Lt. Ballard, I suggest you get some rest. You're dismissed. [To tribunal] Is our statement going to be that Mars is being overrun by ghosts?

PA announcer
[Melanie wakes in her quarters to PA]

Attention all police report to your nearest station for weapon assignment. A security breach has occurred. This is a level 10 emergency. Police personnel, report to your division for assignment. All civilians evacuate the streets immediately. Please remain indoors until further instructed.

[Desolation bursts in room with two LF-57 submachine guns]

Come on! [Throws her a gun and winks at her] Tide's up. Time to stay alive. [They're walking in the hall] If you ever want to come to the other side, you'd make a hell of a crook.

Melanie

You'd make a hell of a cop.

[They both glance at each other]

Nah...

Let's just kick some ass.

Melanie

It's what we do best.

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