Jill [on Sophie]
You know, you'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked.
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5 scenes Jill [on the phone, as his wife is driving him to the airport]
Are you going alone?
Yes.
Jill Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out, and get laid.
Jill! [covers the phone]
Jill And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details!
Jill You don't like the Walther?
I think you should go with what you're comfortable with.
Jill It's what James Bond uses.
Really?
Jill Yeah.
Jill Your wife is not a nice person.
You're expecting an argument?
Jill Do you see why I couldn't kill him?
[After Oz tells him he is in love with Cynthia, over the phone]
Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her! [to Frankie] He said he's in love with Cynthia!
No shit!
Jill So SHE'S the one!
She's the one what?
Jill The one he schtupped in Chicago!
The one he... [to Oz] My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
[with increasing anger]
No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it?
Jill Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
[Jill takes the phone from Jimmy] [to Cynthia]
He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE! [to Jill] Get him to tell you where the **** he is! [into phone] JUST STAY RIGHT THERE! [Jill takes the phone away] It's a DISGRACE...
Jill [into phone]
Oz, you stud, you!
Gonna be a dead stud.
