Florinda [Florinda chats with the mysterious black-clad stranger.]
You know, as the Alcalde's wife, I must play many, many, many roles, but the people only see the part I play in public. Only a few select friends know my private parts.
Played by Brenda Vaccaro 
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981) · 48 quotes
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981) · 48 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981): in 9 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Don Diego (4), Captain Esteban (2)
Scenes with Florinda
9 scenes Florinda Florinda [Florinda, crawling up a ladder into Diego's bedroom, tells him about Zorro's party intrusion.]
He made a complete fool out of Esteban. Ha ha!
Well, with Esteban, there is so much material to work with!
Florinda [Florinda moans about her miserable life with Esteban.]
Do you realize… that we only make love 12 times a year?
Once a month is not too bad!
Florinda I mean, 12 times in one night! And then, for the rest of the year — nothing!
Tell me… on that one night… does he eat anything especial? Oysters? Raw eggs?
Florinda Garlic. A lot of garlic.
Ah!
Florinda Diego, darling! Why didn't I marry you instead of him?
Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.
[After Esteban skewers the casket in which Florinda is hiding, he leaves. Diego opens the casket to find Florinda, pressed up against one side.]
Florinda, you're not hurt!
Florinda [She shakes her bosom.]
Thank God for small favors!
[After hatching his masked-ball plan to trap Zorro, Esteban embraces his wife passionately.]
Do you know… that little thing… we do… one night… every year?
Florinda Yes! Oh, yes!
Florinda You fink!
[Diego admires Florinda's necklace.]
It looks like it'll buy the peoples a lot of houses, maybe even some schools and roads.
Florinda Roads? What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.
Florinda [In the women's restroom, Bunny, dressed as a woman, continues to help/hassle Florinda.]
If you don't stop touching me, I shall have you… destroyed!
Florinda Did that woman bruise me? She's got hands like an gorilla!
Esteban, Florinda [She drops her hands to her upper chest, where her necklace isn't.]
Neck! Neck! Neck! Neck!
Florinda Isn't he marvelous?
Don Fernando
He wears clothes well. I could never get into his pants.
Florinda I bet I could.
