[Florinda moans about her miserable life with Esteban.]
Florinda: Do you realize… that we only make love 12 times a year?
Don Diego: Once a month is not too bad!
Florinda: I mean, 12 times in one night! And then, for the rest of the year — nothing!
Don Diego: Tell me… on that one night… does he eat anything especial? Oysters? Raw eggs?
Florinda: Garlic. A lot of garlic.
Don Diego: Ah!
Florinda: Diego, darling! Why didn't I marry you instead of him?
Don Diego: Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.
Florinda: Do you realize… that we only make love 12 times a year?
Don Diego: Once a month is not too bad!
Florinda: I mean, 12 times in one night! And then, for the rest of the year — nothing!
Don Diego: Tell me… on that one night… does he eat anything especial? Oysters? Raw eggs?
Florinda: Garlic. A lot of garlic.
Don Diego: Ah!
Florinda: Diego, darling! Why didn't I marry you instead of him?
Don Diego: Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.
[Florinda moans about her miserable life with Esteban.]
Florinda : Do you realize… that we only make love 12 times a year?
Don Diego : Once a month is not too bad!
Florinda : I mean, 12 times in one night! And then, for the rest of the year — nothing!
Don Diego : Tell me… on that one night… does he eat anything especial? Oysters? Raw eggs?
Florinda : Garlic. A lot of garlic.
Don Diego : Ah!
Florinda : Diego, darling! Why didn't I marry you instead of him?
Don Diego : Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.
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