They say the Navy makes men. Well, I'm living proof — they made me.
Don Diego
George Hamilton · 29 quotes
Captain Esteban
Ron Leibman · 15 quotes
Florinda
Brenda Vaccaro · 9 quotes
Bunny Wigglesworth
George Hamilton · 8 quotes
Charlotte Taylor Wilson
Lauren Hutton · 8 quotes
Most scenes together: Don Diego & Charlotte Taylor Wilson (8), Don Diego & Captain Esteban (7), Don Diego & Florinda (4)
Zorro, The Gay Blade quotes
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Bunny Zorro Two bits, four bits / Six bits, a peso / All for Zorro / Stand up and say so!
Arrest that woman! Now!
No, wait! Isn't this the village square, where according to law, everyone is allowed to speak his or her mind?
You're right, Señorita. [yelling to the crowd] The woman is allowed to speak! But arrest anyone who listens.
. . .
[She drops her pamphlets. Diego picks them up and hands them to her.]
Thank you. I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
Don Diego Vega. I'm with the… greedy bloodsuckers.
Your father, I'm sorry to say, had a terrible accident.
Accident?
Sí. He was out riding when his horse was frightened by a turtle.
. . .
My friend — I want you to know that the turtle who caused this has been executed.
Could you tell me where I might find a decent inn?
An inn?! With all your talk about the people, I see you like decent inns! And you wear expensive clothes, not the rags. And you smell of the sultry perfumes, not the… ship oil.
Ship oil? [pauses in puzzlement] You mean the oil from boats?
No, ship oil, from the ships in the field.
Jou have never heard of the ships in the field? The little, uh… baa-baa-baas?
Oh, you mean "sheep"!
Jes, that is what I said.
No, you said "ship"! Forgive me, but you have a very pronounced accent.
Jou're trying to change the subject from the fact that jou are actually… very wealthy.
I am not… very wealthy!
After all, what poor woman can afford three names? Answer me that if you can, Señorita [counting off on his fingers] Charlotte… Taylor… Wilson.
I have only one regret…
Diego Zorro [to himself]
One? I have one for every day I'm not going to live!
Diego Zorro Now I know it is permitted for a man to be… bulnerable.
It's "vulnerable".
Diego Zorro Spread the news… that he is back! To help the helpless! To befriend the friendless! And to defeat… the feetless!
I do not wish to insult you, my dear Garcia, but I could fight four men such as you!
Don Garcia
You are quite right, Don Diego.
You see?
Don Garcia
That is why I brought my FIVE BROTHERS!
That is, uh, my servant, Paco. He is a mute. He cannot speak.
Oh, excellent! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.
The peoples are quite happy working the land for the caballeros!
You don't really believe the people are happy!
[quietly]
All I know is the soldiers are very happy shooting the peoples who say the peoples are not happy.
What jou like for a wedding present?
For myself, nothing. But I thought for the people, you might donate your land.
I give my land to the peoples? If we give away my land, where you think we gonna live?
Boston!
Boston?!
It's really the only civilized city. The best food, the best art, the best music!
The best music. You gotta be joking! I spent a week in Boston once, and I don't think I heard a decent Mariachi player in the city!
Isn't he marvelous?
Don Fernando
He wears clothes well. I could never get into his pants.
I bet I could.
Guard
… you are sentenced to be executed… until you are dead!
Know me? Sink me! We were once… womb-mates!