Bunny Wigglesworth Know me? Sink me! We were once… womb-mates!
Played by George Hamilton 
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981) · 48 quotes
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981) · 48 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981): in 8 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Don Diego (4), Captain Esteban (2)
Scenes with Bunny Wigglesworth
8 scenes Bunny Wigglesworth Bunny Wigglesworth They say the Navy makes men. Well, I'm living proof — they made me.
Bunny Wigglesworth [Diego's brother Ramon, now "Bunny Wigglesworth", heads inside to greet their father.]
… I ought to freshen up and say "Hi-ho!" to the old gent. Tell me, is he still as loud as ever?
[Diego senses a flaw in Bunny's impersonation of Zorro.]
Dere is-a something wrong with his bowels.
Bunny Wigglesworth My what?
Jour bowels! The way you say your "ah", your "ee", and your… "jooz".
Bunny Zorro
[During one of Bunny Zorro's appearances before the people…]
And remember, my people — there is no shame in being poor, only dressing poorly!
[Outside Diego's home, Bunny is diguised as a priest wearing crisom velvet monk's robe.]
Tell me, Father — what order commands its priests to wear such strange clothes?
Bunny Wigglesworth We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He who was Christ's tailor.
[As Bunny Zorro gets a head start on his escape…]
Ah, Padre, with your permission, I would like to make to you a small donation, if I may, to your order.
Bunny Zorro
Your horse and your gold are gift enough! The people thank you, Your Repugnancy!
Now you mock the Church! Now you have me and God against you!
Me too!
FRUITCAKE!
Bunny Zorro
Two bits, four bits / Six bits, a peso / All for Zorro / Stand up and say so!
