“So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I...” – Hansel, Zoolander ... Movie Quotes Database

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Hansel

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"

Derek Zoolander

And?

Hansel

And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

Finnish Dwarf

Cool story Hansel.

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