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King Tallious It is finally time for you to become a man. You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride.
Thadeous Father, you can't be serious. If you want me to go on a quest, then let's start with something easy. Like, boiling a chicken or beating off in front of a Pegasus. Elementary things.
Wizard Come, come. Give me kisses.
Fabious Kiss him.
Thadeous ****, no.
Wizard Pretty please?
Wizard Not so fast. First, you must answer a riddle. What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand. To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? Think hard strong warriors.
Fabious ****, I know this. I've got it! You want us to twist what is long with our sensitive hands.
Thadeous He wants us to jerk him off.
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