If I'm not me, then how do I know that carved into that beam above your head are the words "King Gary"?
[looking into the beam]
But it doesn't say "King Gary".
Yes it does!...Doesn't it?
No...it says "King Gay".
[annoyed]
Well...some **** scrubbed out the "r"!
[laughing]
That was me.
Why?
[s****]
King Gay!



