Gary King
How's um...?
Peter Page
Vanessa?
Gary King
No, your wife.
Peter Page
Vanessa?
Gary King
Yeah, how's she?
Peter Page
She's good.
Gary King
Have you had sex yet?
Peter Page
We have two children.
Gary King
Ooh, twice! Get you, **** machine!
Gary King
And we're back! Just like the five musketeers!
Steven Prince
Three musketeers wasn't it?
Peter Page
Four, if you count d'Artagnan.
Gary King
Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history is a sketchbook.
Oliver Chamberlain
You do know that "The Three Musketeers" was a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King
A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.
Steven Prince
What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King
Don't be daft, Steve! It was written by Jesus! Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three, 'cos if they'd had five, then two could have died, and they'd still have three left!
Andrew Knightley
Are we there yet?
Gary King
Let's do this!
Oliver Chamberlain
WTF, Gary? WTF?
Gary King
What the **** does "WTF" mean?
Peter Page
What the ****??
Gary King
Oooh, yeah!
Steven Prince
We need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us.
Peter Page
Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing.
Gary King
I don't even know what a pronoun is.
Oliver Chamberlain
Well, it's a word that can function by itself as a noun which refers to something else in the discourse.
Gary King
I don't get it.
Andrew Knightley
You just used one.
Gary King
Did I?
Andrew Knightley
"It", it's a pronoun.
Gary King
What is?
Andrew Knightley
It!
Gary King
Is it?
Andrew Knightley
Christ!
Gary King
If I'm not me, then how do I know that carved into that beam above your head are the words "King Gary"?
Andrew Knightley
But it doesn't say "King Gary".
Gary King
Yes it does!...Doesn't it?
Andrew Knightley
No...it says "King Gay".
Gary King
Well...some **** scrubbed out the "r"!
Steven Prince
That was me.
Gary King
Why?
Peter Page
King Gay!
