The World's End 2013 quotes, page 2

Andrew Knightley

You've had enough!

Gary King

This is The World's End, man!

Andrew Knightley

I know! [the two fight and Gary falls to the ground]

Gary King

Leave me alone, what do you care, anyway?!

Andrew Knightley

Of course I **** care! There is a reason I'm angry at you!

Gary King

I know why you're angry at me, okay, but it's not my fault that you crashed that car!

Andrew Knightley

That's not the point! You let me down, man. You were Gary King. Gary **** King! I would have followed you to the end! I **** have!

Gary King

Well then stop following me! [Gary kicks Andy in the groin and runs for the bar. Andy grabs him and they brawl] It's just one more! Let me have this! You've got everything you want!

Andrew Knightley

What are you talking about?!

Gary King

You've got your perfect job and your perfect house and your perfect wife!

Andrew Knightley

You think it's so perfect?! She left me, Gary. She took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago. Said I'm not present enough. I am trying to win her back- God knows I am losing- but I will continue to fight, because that is how we survive! For ****'s sake, Gary, I just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy!

Gary King

Exactly! You, you fight for what's important!

Andrew Knightley

And what is so important about the Golden Mile?!

Gary King

IT'S ALL I'VE GOT!

Andrew Knightley

You need help, Gary.

Gary King

I got help. You know what "help" was? Help was a lot of people sitting in a circle talking about how ****in' awful things had got. That is not my idea of a good time.

Andrew Knightley

And this is?!

Gary King

They told me when to go to bed! ME!

Andrew Knightley

Gary, mate... How can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober?

Gary King

I don't want to be sober! It never got better than that night! That was supposed to be the beginning of my life! All that promise and **** optimism... That feeling like we could take on the whole universe! It was all a big lie. Nothing happened.

Andrew Knightley

You don't need to do this, Gary.

Gary King

Yeah, I do.

Andrew Knightley

UUUGHGH!!! I **** HATE THIS TOWN!

Gary King

Ever had one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life? It was June the 22nd, 1990: our final day of school. There was Oliver Chamberlain, Peter Page, Steven Prince, Andy Knightley, and me. They called me the King...because...my name's Gary King! Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of player, but really, he was all mouth. We called him "O-Man" because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a 6. Haha He loved it! Pete was the baby of the group. He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with, but, he was good for a laugh...and he was absolutely minted! Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls... I think he saw us as rivals! Hmph! Sweet, really. And Andy... Andy was my wingman, the one guy I could rely on to back me up. He loved me, and... I'm not being funny, but, I loved him too. There was nothing we were gonna miss about school! Maybe Mr Shepherd, he was definitely one of the good guys. He used to ask me what I wanted to do with my life. I told him “I just wanted to have a good time”. He thought that was funny. It wasn't meant to be funny - not that night! Newton Haven was our hometown, our playground, our universe. And that night, it was the site of a heroic quest. The aim? To conquer the Golden Mile, twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic indulgence. There was The First Post, The Old Familiar, The Famous ****, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall, all before reaching our destiny: The World's End! We took my car into town; I call it The Beast, because she was pretty hairy! And so our journey into manhood began. We were off! We didn't waste any time; we hit pub one, and we hit it hard! There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy, there were ladies, there were shots, there was drama, and of course, there was drinking! By pub five, we were feeling invincible, and decided to purchase some herbal refreshment from a man we call The Reverend Green. Pint six put O-Man out of commission, so we carried on without him. Good thing; I bumped into his sister in the next pub, we went into the disabled's and I bumped into her again! Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go; I had another date that night and her name was Amber! Nine pints in, and it was us against the world. Things got mental in The Beehive, so we repaired to the bowls club, or as we liked to call it, the 'Smokehouse' - which is when it all went ****-up! Everyone got Para(noid) and Pete chucked a whitey, so we had to bench him. In the end, we blew off the last three pubs and headed to the hills. I remember sittin' up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes, seeing the orange glow of a new dawn breaking, and knowing in my heart that life would never feel this good again. And you know what? It never did.

Gary King

I don't believe this. A man of your legendary prowess drinking ****...rain! It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus!

Andrew Knightley

It's pointless arguing with you.

Gary King

They call me The King.

Gary King

Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast, as we wend our way up the Golden Mile, commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post, then on to The Old Familiar, The Famous ****, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus - The World's End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind - drunk.

Andrew Knightley

Nothing suggested in the last three minutes has been better than 'smashy smashy egg man'.

Andrew Knightley

How can you tell if you're drunk if you're never sober?

Gary King

There's only one Gary King!

Gary King

To "err" is human, so errrr...