Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #23 - There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.

View Quote Rule #54 - Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.

View Quote Rule #30 - Know the playbook so you can call an audible.

View Quote Jay-Bone!

View Quote Rule #37 - At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.

View Quote Rule #19 - Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.

View Quote Rule #77 - Carry extra protection.

View Quote Rule #15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth.

View Quote Rule #26 - Of course you love her.

View Quote Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.

View Quote Rule #24 - If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.

View Quote Rule #58 - The Ferrari's in the shop.

View Quote Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.

View Quote Rule #66 - Smile! You're having the time of your life.

View Quote Rule #46 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."