Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #13 - Bridesmaids are desperate - console them.

View Quote Rule #67 - Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.

View Quote Rule #22 - You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

View Quote You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!

View Quote Rule #9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in.

View Quote Daiquiris.

View Quote Rule #95 - Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.

View Quote Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.

View Quote Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.

View Quote I'll pop out at the right moment!

View Quote Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.

View Quote Rule #17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.

View Quote Rule #11 - Sensitive is good.

View Quote Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.

View Quote Rule #75 - Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.