Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #91 - Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how...
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Rule #67 - Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.
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Rule #22 - You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
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Rule #9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
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You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!
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Daiquiris.
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Rule #95 - Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.
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Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
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Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.
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Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
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Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.
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I'll pop out at the right moment!
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Rule #17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
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Rule #11 - Sensitive is good.
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Rule #75 - Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.