Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #13 - Bridesmaids are desperate - console them.

View Quote Rule #67 - Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.

View Quote Rule #22 - You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

View Quote Rule #95 - Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.

View Quote You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!

View Quote Rule #9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in.

View Quote Daiquiris.

View Quote Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.

View Quote Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.

View Quote I'll pop out at the right moment!

View Quote Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.

View Quote Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.

View Quote Rule #11 - Sensitive is good.

View Quote Rule #75 - Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.

View Quote Rule #17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.