Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #46 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
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Rule #20 - Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
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Rule #81 - Occasionally bring a gift - you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
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Rule #82 - Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
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Rule #60 - No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions.
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Rule #18 - You love animals and children.
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Rule #45 - Always remember your fake name!
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Rule #111 - Never, ever reveal your true identity.
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Rule #43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
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Rule #80 - Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
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We had a moment at the dinner table.
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Rule #107 - Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
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Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?
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Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
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It feels so good when he jokes.