Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #18 - You love animals and children.
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We had a moment at the dinner table.
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Rule #81 - Occasionally bring a gift - you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
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Rule #80 - Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
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Rule #45 - Always remember your fake name!
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Rule #111 - Never, ever reveal your true identity.
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Rule #60 - No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions.
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Rule #107 - Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
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Rule #20 - Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
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I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a ****ing race horse.
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Rule #43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
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Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
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Come on in for the real thing.
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Rule #89 - Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to work.
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Rule #65 - When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.