Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Come on in for the real thing.
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Rule #65 - When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.
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I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a ****ing race horse.
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It feels so good when he jokes.
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Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.
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Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?
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Rule #101 - Avoid women who were psychology majors in college.
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Rule #36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
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Rule #31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
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Rule #63 - Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.
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Rule #53 - Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
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Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
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Rule #69 - No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.
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Lock it up!
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Rule #105 - Never ****block a fellow Crasher. ****blocking an invited guest - okay.