Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #82 - Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
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Rule #31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
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Rule #78 - The unmarried female rabbi - is she fair game? Of course she is.
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Rule #36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
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Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.
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It feels so good when he jokes.
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Rule #86 - Shoes say a lot about the man.
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Rule #33 - Never go back to your place.
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Rule #101 - Avoid women who were psychology majors in college.
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Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?
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Rule #105 - Never ****block a fellow Crasher. ****blocking an invited guest - okay.
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Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
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You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.
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Rule #110 - Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
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Rule #44 - Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.