Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #69 - No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.
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Rule #57 - When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact - merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
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Rule #53 - Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
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Rule #88 - You're from out of town. ALWAYS.
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Rule #47 - You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
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Rule #63 - Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.
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Rule #96 - Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy.
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Rule #108 - Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
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Lock it up!
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Rule #70 - Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?
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Rule #41 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink.
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Rule #97 - Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony - horny girls.
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Rule #100 - Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.
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Rule #99 - Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.
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You motor-boating son of a bitch!