Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #40 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."

View Quote Rule #61 - When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.

View Quote Rule #104 - Be well groomed and well-mannered.

View Quote Rule #64 - Always save room for cake.

View Quote Rule #52 - Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.

View Quote Rule #72 - Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints - small cost, big yield.

View Quote Rule #83 - Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.

View Quote Rule #109 - Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.

View Quote Rule #74 - In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.

View Quote Rule #102 - No periwinkle colored ties, please.

View Quote Rule #73 - Keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum.

View Quote Damn sluts.

View Quote Rule #38 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.

View Quote Rule #68 - Dance with the Bride's grandmother.

View Quote There he is, the big guy!