Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #62 - No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy.
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Rule #48 - Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.
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Rule #90 - Of course you dream of one day having children.
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Rule #71 - Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.
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Damn sluts.
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Rule #94 - Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.
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Rule #59 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
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Rule #87 - Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.
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Rule #84 - Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
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Rule #56 - Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
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Rule #98 - The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.
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I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now.
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Rule #103 - The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule #21)
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Rule #79 - The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.
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Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.