Wedding Crashers quotes

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Chazz Reinhold
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View Quote Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.

View Quote Rule #79 - The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.

View Quote This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!

View Quote Rule #92 - Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.

View Quote Rule #85 - Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective.

View Quote The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me.

View Quote Proper girl in the hat just eye-****ed the shit out of me.

View Quote I don't even know what the **** a quail is!

View Quote Rule number 76. No excuses. Play like a champion.