Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #93 - Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.
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Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
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Rule #85 - Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective.
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Rule #92 - Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.
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This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!
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The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me.
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Proper girl in the hat just eye-****ed the shit out of me.
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Rule number 76. No excuses. Play like a champion.
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I don't even know what the **** a quail is!