Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth.

View Quote Rule #16 - Always have an up-to-date family tree.

View Quote Rule #17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.

View Quote Rule #18 - You love animals and children.

View Quote Rule #19 - Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.

View Quote Rule #20 - Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.

View Quote Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.

View Quote Rule #22 - You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

View Quote Rule #23 - There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.

View Quote Rule #24 - If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.

View Quote Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.

View Quote Rule #26 - Of course you love her.

View Quote Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.

View Quote Rule #28 - Make sure there's an open bar.

View Quote Rule #29 - Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.