Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #30 - Know the playbook so you can call an audible.
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Rule #31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
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Rule #32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
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Rule #33 - Never go back to your place.
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Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.
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Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.
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Rule #36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
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Rule #37 - At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
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Rule #38 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
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Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
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Rule #40 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
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Rule #41 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink.
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Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
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Rule #43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
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Rule #44 - Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.