Toddy quotes
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(looking at a glass of White Wine) The last time I saw a specimen like this they had to shoot the horse.
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God, there've been times I'd have given my soul to be able to cry like that.
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There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold.
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I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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[to the dancers on stage after they drop him] You bitches.
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You were marvelous! And I never want to see any of you again!
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Thank you. Thank you, thank you, you're most kind. In fact, you're every kind.
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Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.