A character in Victor/Victoria (1982)

Squash quotes from Victor/Victoria (1982)

Alex Karras

6th most-quoted character in Victor/Victoria (1982): in 3 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: King (3)

Scenes with Squash

3 scenes
King
(Norma is trying to attack King after he washed her mouth out with soap)

You and your ideas! "Why don't you take her to Paris with you, Boss?"

Squash

I just thought she'd help you relax!

King

NEVER help me relax!

Squash

Then send her home!

King

Why don't you ever come up with a really good idea?

Squash

For instance?

King

YOU send her home!

Squash

In one fell swoop you've changed my whole life.

King

It wasn't that kind of a swoop.

Squash

Listen, if a guy like you can have the guts to admit that he's gay ... then so can I.

Squash
[kisses King]

You've made me very happy!

King
(King and Squash are working out at the gym)

Hey, Squash...

Squash

Yeah?

King

Can I ask you a... personal question?

Squash

Go ahead.

King

How long, I mean... exactly when did you know you...

Squash

How long have I been gay?

King

Yeah.

Squash

Oh, God, I can't remember when I wasn't!

King

I've known you for fifteen years...

Squash

You know a lot of guys, boss, you'd be surprised.

King

But, you were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, son-of-a-bitch football player in all my life.

Squash

Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you ****, you became a rough, tough, son-of-a-bitch football player.

King
[suddenly colliding with a large man and his companion]

Why don't you watch where you're going, huh?

Companion
[after translating in French]

He says that it was your fault and suggests that you apologize.

King

Oh, he does, does he?

Squash

Come on, boss...

King

No, no, no... (to the companion) Well, you tell him if he'd like an apology, he can just get him some gloves and I'll see him in the ring.

Companion
[translating]

Just give him ten minutes. He will be delighted to oblige.

King
[they walk off]

"He'll be delighted to oblige." Who the hell does he think he is?

Squash

Guy Langois, the French middleweight boxing champion. [King freezes] But don't worry! [whispers] He's gay.

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