4th most-quoted character in Victor/Victoria (1982): in 5 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Squash (3)
You know, I know he's supposed to protect you, but does he have to stay in the same suite with us? I mean I just keep expecting him to break in while we're, uh... while we're making love.
He'd only do that if he heard something unusual. Like if I got excited!
You and your ideas! "Why don't you take her to Paris with you, Boss?"
I just thought she'd help you relax!
NEVER help me relax!
Then send her home!
Why don't you ever come up with a really good idea?
For instance?
YOU send her home!
I don't care if you are a man. [kisses Victoria]
I...I'm not a man.
I still don't care. [Victora kisses him right back]
In one fell swoop you've changed my whole life.
It wasn't that kind of a swoop.
Listen, if a guy like you can have the guts to admit that he's gay ... then so can I.
Hey, Squash...
Yeah?
Can I ask you a... personal question?
Go ahead.
How long, I mean... exactly when did you know you...
How long have I been gay?
Yeah.
Oh, God, I can't remember when I wasn't!
I've known you for fifteen years...
You know a lot of guys, boss, you'd be surprised.
But, you were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, son-of-a-bitch football player in all my life.
Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you ****, you became a rough, tough, son-of-a-bitch football player.
Why don't you watch where you're going, huh?
He says that it was your fault and suggests that you apologize.
Oh, he does, does he?
Come on, boss...
No, no, no... (to the companion) Well, you tell him if he'd like an apology, he can just get him some gloves and I'll see him in the ring.
Just give him ten minutes. He will be delighted to oblige.
"He'll be delighted to oblige." Who the hell does he think he is?
Guy Langois, the French middleweight boxing champion. [King freezes] But don't worry! [whispers] He's gay.
