Victoria
The bourguignon was just a little tough.
Waiter
Maybe the way you are eating your jaws are getting tired.
Toddy
Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list?
Toddy
This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!
Waiter
How lucky can you get? In one evening a Rockefeller... and a Groucho Marx.
Toddy
Oh, they didn't shoot a real horse... just a costume with two waiters in it.
Waiter
I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken.
Toddy
It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel.
Waiter
And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's arse.


