I would like a table for one in the "no little sisters" section, please.
Restaurant Hostess Aren't you a little young to be flying by yourself?
Not at all.
Played by Mindy Kaling 
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Unaccompanied Minors (2006): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Spencer (2)
Scenes with Restaurant Hostess
3 scenes Restaurant Hostess Nachos! My mom never lets me eat those, you know, so an order of those. She's banned all sodas from the house, so extra-, extra-, extra-large root beer.
Restaurant Hostess My mom never let me eat mozzarella sticks.
Mine either. Two orders. On to dessert, huh?
Restaurant Hostess You don't have a tapeworm, do you?
Restaurant Hostess [returns to find Spencer gone and the bill has been stolen]
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. [sees his IOU note, which reads: "IOU $74.38. Please e-mail my dad at [email protected] for payment. P.S. The mozzarella sticks are for you."] He didn't even eat the mozzarella sticks.
