Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Unaccompanied Minors (2006): in 6 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Grace (3), Charlie Goldfinch (2), Porter (2)
Donna Mom! I'm eleven! I'll look like a loser getting my picture with Santa!
You'll look like someone who's grounded if you don't. Now, go sit on Santa's lap. Go!
Donna Hey! [hits the hand away] Hands off, fat boy! [punches Santa in the gut and walks away]
Donna So where are we staying?
What's wrong with right here?
It smells like a horse died in it.
Donna Watch it, Dr. Evil.
Oh no, did I offend you? Well, I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving and destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes.
Donna Someone cooler than you'll ever be.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house! [to Spencer] And what about a young man who orders the heart attack special and can't pay for it? [to Grace] Or a girl who exfoliates herself all over the airport lounge? [to Beef] Then, the abominable snowman who transforms the Emergency Equipment Center into his own private amusement park and then blames it on Aquaman? Aren't you a little too old to be playing with dolls? I mean, what are you, like, forty?
Actually, Beef is twelve, sir.
Good Lord. And Charlie Goldfinch, my most frequent underage flyer, and formerly model passenger. Karaoke, son? Was it worth it?
I had a song in my heart. [Mr. Porter gives him a look] Oh my gosh, I'm a juvie.
My uncle says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the Devil.
Donna It talks.
Hey, guys. Thanks for all the help with my sister. You know, I'm sorry that all your Christmases have to be ruined... because of me. We probably won't see each other again after our flights leave, so I just... wanted to say that I had a really good time, and that I think we make a pretty awesome family. Maybe the thing is, it's just none of our families are meant to stay together... you know? Maybe that's it. Except for you, Grace.
Donna I thought your parents weren't divorced?
Well, not from each other, but... they sort of divorced me.
They just don't seem to like it when I'm around... That's why they travel all the time. They're in Paris right now.
So, is that where you're going?
No. I'm already home; I live twenty minutes from here. I flew in today from boarding school. I figured it'd be more fun hanging out at the airport, than sitting at home with my nanny. She wanted Christmas off anyway...
Donna ...Now I'm really depressed.
Donna It's really small in here.
I know! It's great, isn't it?
Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small, womb-like spaces doesn't mean everybody else does. [everyone stares at her] What? My mom's a psychologist.
