Head Guard Hoffman
[Seeing the mess in the Emergency Equipment Storage]
Sweet Jehoshaphat!
Beef [points to his Aquaman action figure]
He did it!
Played by Brett Kelly 
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Unaccompanied Minors (2006): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Scenes with Beef
3 scenes Beef Beef My uncle says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the Devil.
Flight Attendant
Girls, the pilots are down in the restaurant and they want to buy us dinner.
Flight Attendant
Captain Cohen's down there? Never too late for a fifth husband. Let's go girls!
Flight Attendant
[turn around to leave but stop mid stride]
The kids!
Mary Lynn
Don't worry ma'am, I'm a certified babysitter. I get paid 50 cents an hour.
Flight Attendant
Mary Lynn, there's a twenty in this for you.
Flight Attendant
[all the flight attendants leave for the restaurant]
Captain Cohen, here I come!
Mary Lynn
[Once the flight attendants are gone, Katherine tries to leave, but Mary Lynn stops her and blocks the living room]
Oh, no you don't. You are not going anywhere, because I am going to give you a makeover. An extreme makeover! [snarls with a evil smile]
Beef [to Spencer]
I'll go get your sister a Christmas tree. [runs off. The others stare after him]
We are never gonna see him again, are we?
