Charlie Goldfinch Oh man, Harvard's never gonna accept me with a police record! And I am not going to community college!
Played by Tyler James Williams 
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Unaccompanied Minors (2006): in 6 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Donna (2), Porter (2)
This goes against everything I believe in, but I gotta pee!
More lines from Charlie Goldfinch
2 quotes Charlie Goldfinch Charlie Goldfinch [to Donna after she kisses him]
Wow! Man, you're so hot!
Scenes with Charlie Goldfinch
3 scenes Charlie So, we're going to the lodge?
I think I have an answer to your question; Are you out of your juice-drinking little minds?!
Watch it, Dr. Evil.
Oh no, did I offend you? Well, I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving and destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes.
Someone cooler than you'll ever be.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house! [to Spencer] And what about a young man who orders the heart attack special and can't pay for it? [to Grace] Or a girl who exfoliates herself all over the airport lounge? [to Beef] Then, the abominable snowman who transforms the Emergency Equipment Center into his own private amusement park and then blames it on Aquaman? Aren't you a little too old to be playing with dolls? I mean, what are you, like, forty?
Zach Actually, Beef is twelve, sir.
Good Lord. And Charlie Goldfinch, my most frequent underage flyer, and formerly model passenger. Karaoke, son? Was it worth it?
Charlie I had a song in my heart. [Mr. Porter gives him a look] Oh my gosh, I'm a juvie.
Charlie I know! It's great, isn't it?
[annoyed]
Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small, womb-like spaces doesn't mean everybody else does. [everyone stares at her] What? My mom's a psychologist.
