So where are we staying?
What's wrong with right here?
It smells like a horse died in it.
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) · 23 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Unaccompanied Minors (2006): in 5 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Donna (3), Spencer (2)
So where are we staying?
What's wrong with right here?
It smells like a horse died in it.
Girls, the pilots are down in the restaurant and they want to buy us dinner.
Captain Cohen's down there? Never too late for a fifth husband. Let's go girls!
The kids!
Don't worry ma'am, I'm a certified babysitter. I get paid 50 cents an hour.
Mary Lynn, there's a twenty in this for you.
Captain Cohen, here I come!
Oh, no you don't. You are not going anywhere, because I am going to give you a makeover. An extreme makeover! [snarls with a evil smile]
We are never gonna see him again, are we?
Once a dork, always a dork.
You are so not a dork.
Hey, guys. Thanks for all the help with my sister. You know, I'm sorry that all your Christmases have to be ruined... because of me. We probably won't see each other again after our flights leave, so I just... wanted to say that I had a really good time, and that I think we make a pretty awesome family. Maybe the thing is, it's just none of our families are meant to stay together... you know? Maybe that's it. Except for you, Grace.
Actually, that's not totally true.
I thought your parents weren't divorced?
Well, not from each other, but... they sort of divorced me.
They just don't seem to like it when I'm around... That's why they travel all the time. They're in Paris right now.
So, is that where you're going?
No. I'm already home; I live twenty minutes from here. I flew in today from boarding school. I figured it'd be more fun hanging out at the airport, than sitting at home with my nanny. She wanted Christmas off anyway...
...Now I'm really depressed.
I know! It's great, isn't it?
Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small, womb-like spaces doesn't mean everybody else does. [everyone stares at her] What? My mom's a psychologist.